I just had the most random and funniest dream last night. And prolly the best to date! 

I dreamed that One Direction came to out church! Hahahaha! I believe in the fact that nothing is impossible but, come on, for 1D to go to the Philippines all the more to our church is just freakin insane!

So, the set up was the church members get first dibs on the singers. But because the tickets were so affordable, no one gets to have pictures with them or have their autographs. They were first introduced inside the church. Everyone was waiting for them to come out. And then I looked across the street and I saw swarms of teenagers, with banners and all the jazz, being stopped by security people. Like the ones you see in real concerts. Okay, it’s showtime. Zayn was the first to come out and the whole church just smelled so bad all of the sudden, like a stinky armpit, so I whispered to my friend, Paula, that Zayn’s pits smell. And she just flinched at the smell of my breath! Hahaha! 

After that, they went out to have a concert at the open field outside our church. The people across the street were let in and the 1D were sitting at the back of the van. The people that can only take photos with them were the ones that have paid for the VIP. So every time that we’d ask them if we can take a picture, they’s immediately say no in a joking yet meantful way. So, I didn’t get to have a picture with them. :(

After that, the show was about to start. So they walked their way to the stage. I was walking with them. I was walking next to Harry Styles. I wished I held his hands! But that would be too much. Haha!

As they were walking, I saw my ex-best friend! Funny how dreams can be. She asked me if I got a chance to take pictures with them. And I responded with a no. Then she was rambling about you should take your boyfriend with you take a photo so that you could brag about them. So I told her that the only ones that could take a photo are the ones who paid for the VIP. 

Funny how we’re so civil with each other inside my dream when I can’t even approach her in real life. And neither can she to me I bet.

We have a new puppy! Binigay kaninang umaga. The one that gave it said it was a boy, girl naman pala. I was going to name him Homer sana. So that whenever I call him, I’d just go like, “Come here, Homie!” O diba? Lakas maka gangster nung dating! Haha!

Kaya nga lang di pala he, she pala! So, my brother named her Kourtney. Coincident lang talaga na ang paborito ko ring Kardashian ay si Kourtney.

So yun, sana di sya ma dead ball katulad ni Nancy. :( Hai, I miss Nancy. She would’ve grown so gorgeous by now. Kaya lang, kinuha na sya. Napaka-sweet pa naman nun. At gustong gusto ko pa yung kulay nya. :( Anyhow, sana maging ganun rin ka sweet si Kourtney. :) At for sure, magagalit na naman si padir kung bakit pangalang pantao yung pinangalan namin. Haha!

p.s. If you’re wondering na baka high ako kasi maraming “haha” sa mga post ko, eh dahil yun sa masayahin akong tao. Palaging tumatawa na parang sea lion. Haha!

Thought. Bakit parang palaging may p.s. sa mga posts ko? Hmmm. 

Karma’s a bitch nga naman talaga. Pagkatapos kong isulat yung mahabang essay na pwede nang ipasa sa teacher ko na rant naman pala talaga, eh sumakit yung right hand ko. Connected sa back so hindi mahirap sabihin na resulta yun ng pag type. Sauce, dagdag sakit dahil yung bagong computer table na pinagawa ni mother earth. Ang taas kasi eh. Di yung typical na magka-height lang sila nga tiyan. Ito pantay sa breastisis ko. Hai, ang short pa nung upuan. :( 

p.s. Sorry kung ang lakas lang maka-conyomon ng stye ng pagsulat ko. Di ko lang talaga kasi minsan alam kung ano ang tagalog nga kung anong bagay. O di kaya kung anong mas magandang word na gamitin. Hiligaynon naman kasi talaga yung dialect ko. Inaartehan ko lang para maka reach ng wider mass, diba? Haha! As if naman na may makakabasa pa nito maliban sa mga pinsan ko at sa best friend ko. Underground kasi ‘to eh. So, pag nabasa mo itech meaning, special ka. Parang, unicorn. HAHAHA!

Na minahal kita. CHOS! HAHAHAHA!!